You Might Be Crazy If

Is it possible to punch someone's head off?

Why are animals not following me when I'm holding wheat?

How do grass seeds work?

I've impregnanted a cow. How long until it gives birth?

Do I need to eat to stay healthy?

How can I pin murder on Eli, the pedophile?

What is Humiliation?

How can I use /manload on my server?

How can I make a treehouse that spiders can't get into?

I killed all the badgers, where do I get more?

What happens to food I don't digest before the day is over?

What is included in the death counter?

Is there a point to hogtying people, instead of shooting them?

How do you dance the pirate polka?

What could cause a Gemcrafter to stay inside his workshop for a long time and eventually die, while still being "undiscovered"?

How do I keep the sand out of my eyes?

Do unconcious people who fall in water die?

Why should I buy a barrel of blood?

Can I tell Cortez I'm gay, but not date him?

What's the difference between day and night?

I hid a body in a container, but I really need the body's clothes — How do I get the clothes?

My Little Sister is dead, should I get a new one or start over?

If you've ever asked any of the previous questions.... out loud... in public... then you might just be crazy, or you could be a gamer.

I follow the RSS feed from gaming.stackexchange.com and often times found myself giggling at the headlines. If you didn't know the context some of those questions are down right hilarious.